Thursday, February 12, 2009

"Snikt!"

That's the sound that Wolverine's claws make when they come out, right?

Wrong. That's the sound of my adamantium-hard boner springing into action.

Today you get a lesson - a new term: yaoi. According to Wikipedia, "Yaoi is a popular term for fictional media that focuses on homosexual male relationships." Basically gay fan/fantasy art.

This is awesome because whenever you're reading your comic books or watching your Akiras and thinking "Man, those dudes totally need to get it on," you just pull out your Crayolas or your Photoshop and go fuckin' crazy!

Like this:


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I know, right?! Whenever I saw Wolverine and Sabertooth running around trying to chop each others' heads off, I'd be thinking "Why don't they just fuck and get it over with?" Now look at 'em go! Just lickin' each others' faces like little kitties. And what's not hot about that big blobish blond tuft floating around on Sabertooth's heinie? So much man hair...

When they do it, it's gonna smell like a steamy pet shop.

Thanks, guy-who-drew-this!




1 comments:

Chika said...

I'm loving that they're wearing jockstraps. I'm really loving what appears to be Wolfie's personalized jockstrap.