If you were born being shot down a water slide, you'd think it's pretty much guaranteed that your life is going to be super fun and awesome. But actually, it's all downhill from there.
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Ok, Joke #2:
Why is this woman holding her ankles in the air, grinning her way down the Daredevil Drop? Well, what you can't see is me standing at the bottom of the slide with my boner aimed right up there.
You see, due to its enormous girth, a lucky female will sometimes have to achieve great speeds to get up onto my man-meat. It'll usually have to be at least 88mph, which is why I call my penis The Delorean.
Zing!!
Ok, Joke #2:
Why is this woman holding her ankles in the air, grinning her way down the Daredevil Drop? Well, what you can't see is me standing at the bottom of the slide with my boner aimed right up there.
You see, due to its enormous girth, a lucky female will sometimes have to achieve great speeds to get up onto my man-meat. It'll usually have to be at least 88mph, which is why I call my penis The Delorean.
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