Monday, April 13, 2009

The Case of Boner v. Eyeballs




The perspective on this kind of makes my eyes want to jump out of my skull in front of a speeding minivan, but my aspiring boner is all, "Fuck you, eyes! You're not going anywhere - you can almost see the labia on the one on the right! Don't make me come up there!"





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Friday, April 10, 2009

The Circle of Awesome!

I was sitting around earlier, playing with my balls and wondering, "What would Fail Out Boy's Pete Wentz look like if he were a lion cub in Disney's The Lion King?"






Wow! Thanks, Internet!! LOL!!



Oh, and fuck me upside down! Here he is in all three Ds!!! Score!









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Blow Me (Up)





Alright, any one of us would be lying if we said we'd never tried to fuck a balloon. That's a given. Some of us get stuck on that for a long time though. Just like how some people can take a few hits of the pot, have a good time, then walk away, while others will go out and buy pot leaf posters, hockey jerseys, and decals for their GrandAm and make it their life, some people will want to marry balloons and/or inflate everything they see...







And then sometimes this happens, even though I kind of wish it didn't...







I think I'm supposed to LOL at this one, but... I don't know, man. I just can't.





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Friday, April 3, 2009

Blue Man Groupies




Aaaaaahahahaha!!! It's that guy! From the movie that's out!! And he's all "Hey! I'm the real Blue Man! You guys better scram!" And they don't even comprehend. 'Cuz they're Blue Men, and they only understand shooting ping pong balls out of PVC tubing! OMG, that's so genius! I just ROFLed so hard I puked!




Also, furries love the Blue Man Group:













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