"NORMAL FRIENDS: Never ask for FAYGO.
JUGGALO FRIENDS: are the reason you have no FAYGO.
NORMAL FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
JUGGALO FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
NORMAL FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
JUGGALO FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
NORMAL FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
JUGGALO FRIENDS: cry with you.
NORMAL FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
JUGGALO FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
NORMAL FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
JUGGALO FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
NOMAL FRIENDS:ASK WHAT A FAYGO SHOWER IS
JUGGALO FRIENDS:SAY "WHAT TIME AND WHERE?IM FUCKIN AMPED NOW!!!"
NORMAL FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
JUGGALO FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
NORMAL FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
JUGGALO FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HERE BITCH!WHERE'S THE FAYGO????!!!"
NORMAL FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
JUGGALO FRIENDS: Are for life.
NORMAL FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
JUGGALO FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit.
NORMAL FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
JUGGALO FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out.
NORMAL FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
JUGGALO FRIENDS: Will send this to all there JUGGALO friends and hope to get it back!! I sent this 2 u cuz I think ur a DOWN-ASS JUGGALO FRIEND send this to all your friends and if u get 6 back you are a JUGGALO FRIEND"
I love that ICP fans exist. I love it when they talk about shit like running around with a hatchet and fucking shit up, with a fantasy in their head about being some untamable maniac loosed on the earth tearing up the night that y'all better watch out for. Because what that really amounts to is an awkward teenager with makeup smeared all over his bumpy face running through your backyard with a rusty, dull hatchet he found in his parents' garage. And that would make an awesome drawing. I'd do it myself, but I'm way too high right now and I'm all out of Faygo.
Also, J Murder Dawg Face up there at the top on the left looks like an 18th century Japanese samurai drawing. That's friggin' awesome. Especially compared to the second piece... Fuckin' sellouts.
Also, J Murder Dawg Face up there at the top on the left looks like an 18th century Japanese samurai drawing. That's friggin' awesome. Especially compared to the second piece... Fuckin' sellouts.
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