Tuesday, February 10, 2009

We do everything on porpoise!

If Brad Pitt were a dolphin, and still went on to meet, fall in love, and have biological babies with Angelina Jolie, this is what it would look like:



Fuckin' beautiful. Just breathtaking. Look at you laying there, you gorgeous dolphin man. Half bottlenose dolphin, half bottle-cocked human, all 100% sexy!

Did you ever see the videos of dolphins playing with bubble rings?

Think about that, then think about this guy...

Now think about baseball or something and get back to work before you get yourself in trouble.



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